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Nov 2 2009, 05:29 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,345 Joined: 29-November 07 From: gun barrel city texas Member No.: 2,634 |
pulled my beautiful hand tailored carpet out of the cuda today
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kinky is using a feather - perverted is using the whole chikkin dont sweat the petty things....dont pet the sweaty things |
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Nov 3 2009, 10:30 AM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,463 Joined: 10-March 08 From: New Jersey Member No.: 3,069 |
A buzzard flew into your grille??
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Nov 3 2009, 11:06 AM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,345 Joined: 29-November 07 From: gun barrel city texas Member No.: 2,634 |
nah , nature loves me and wants to be close to me at all times. the only problem is that nature gets its ass run over from time to time
-------------------- FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS ! - except that one where you're naked in church.
kinky is using a feather - perverted is using the whole chikkin dont sweat the petty things....dont pet the sweaty things |
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Nov 3 2009, 01:45 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,252 Joined: 19-September 06 From: Houston Texas USA Member No.: 59 |
First a shunk and now a bussard? From the smell of things, you certain you ain't half dead and the rest of the bussards are circling overhead? I'd start looking for the Coyotes to be wandering around the place at night!
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Nov 3 2009, 05:02 PM
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Nov 4 2009, 10:50 AM
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![]() GOM (grumpy old man) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 209 Joined: 25-December 08 From: South Point OH Member No.: 4,389 |
I think Flap just has a natural animal magnetism.
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Nov 4 2009, 11:06 AM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrators Posts: 1,277 Joined: 5-August 07 From: Connecticut Member No.: 2,113 |
So... how did that buzzard taste?
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Nov 4 2009, 06:41 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,345 Joined: 29-November 07 From: gun barrel city texas Member No.: 2,634 |
well, the buzzard was feastin on a pig carcass, the car that hit it was still beside the road, oncomin traffic wouldnt let me scoot overand i didnt see the buzzrd til i got right up on the car .....WHOMP!!. end of grille, the buzzrd bounced off the car and smacked into the windshield of some poor sob in the oncomin traffic. it was go to work thirty and he didnt stop so i didnt stop either
-------------------- FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS ! - except that one where you're naked in church.
kinky is using a feather - perverted is using the whole chikkin dont sweat the petty things....dont pet the sweaty things |
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Nov 4 2009, 06:55 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,252 Joined: 19-September 06 From: Houston Texas USA Member No.: 59 |
You faired better than the group of us did riding in my friends Sebring convertible. We were driving from Chicago to Green Bay for the football game with the top down. Just so happens this also is the time of the season for the Canadian geese to be heading south. There was a flock of them resting in a corn field that had been recently picked. As we were passing the field one of the back seat passengers pulled out their pistol and fired a coupe of rounds into the geese. This caused the geese to activate their fright and flight mechanisms, needless to say we all got some of that Canadian "goodwill" dropped on us from the sky as they flew overhead. We couldn't get the odor out of the car and even worse we had to attend the Green Bay Packers game with that peculiar aroma about us.
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Nov 4 2009, 07:44 PM
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![]() Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,345 Joined: 29-November 07 From: gun barrel city texas Member No.: 2,634 |
?? s**t happens??
-------------------- FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS ! - except that one where you're naked in church.
kinky is using a feather - perverted is using the whole chikkin dont sweat the petty things....dont pet the sweaty things |
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Nov 6 2009, 01:09 AM
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